I really couldn't help laughing out loud at this!
I particularly liked the Latin name! :-)
I think it looks like 'her indoors' deserves a NEW pair of forticular auricularia hibernaculae!
Old wellies do make an ideal earwig trap. I'm sure that the esteemed Mrs no-dig-gardener is not still wearing these!
Don't give her excuses to go out and spend!
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